dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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