Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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