ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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