Soap is not a condiment
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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