My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
jump out the window naked night went bad
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