reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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