You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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