let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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