even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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