I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Everything about him screamed your future.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize
