She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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