When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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