Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
time to smoke my breakfast
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I can't turn off my feet"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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