His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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