Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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