ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Umm I'm too high to move.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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