So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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