3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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