You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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