that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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