Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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