I hate your face
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.