How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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