I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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