ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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