If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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