Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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