the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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