ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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