I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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