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(508): View more from Massachusetts

she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.

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(510): View more from California

stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work

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(863): View more from Florida

I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina

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(661): View more from California

I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

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(773): View more from Illinois

No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.

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(812): View more from Indiana

the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night

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