well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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