Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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