I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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