how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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