People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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