I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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