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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF

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  children are so perceptive these days... and horny

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.

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• (315): View more from New York

  im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.

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• (408): View more from California

  You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?

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• (760): View more from California

  I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.

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  Next. Level. Shit.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  3 2 1 whiskey

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.

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