How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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