how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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