Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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