I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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