I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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