After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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