i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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