Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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