$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
this just has baby written all over it
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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