She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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