Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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