laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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