Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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