i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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