i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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