She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
dude. I can hear the air.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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